thorinduil:

Source: @asdfghjklElves on twitter

briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

sometimes I remember Martin’s sex scene in Fargo and it’s like a fucking war flashback please why can’t I just forget dear god in heaven have mercy

Martin Freeman, on the set of Fargo

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

  • 2k12 Splinter: You four are the last of my clan, the only family I have left, my second chance. As your sensei, I'm going to teach you the ancient art of ninjutsu so you will be able to protect yourselves from the dangers above, and to pass on my legacy in the only way that I can.
  • 2k14 Splinter: Check out this book I found, it's fucking rad as hell, we're going to do this shit.

Character Development

  • Sebastian: Here is your milk with honey. Please enjoy!
  • Ciel: Tanaka says I shouldn't have too much honey or I will get cavities.
  • Sebastian: Ah. Then just for tonight.
  • Ciel: All right.
  • *3 years later*
  • Ciel: Cake, motherfucker!
  • Sebastian: Fruits and vegetables first, you little shit!
  • Ciel: Go to hell!
  • Sebastian: I am hell!

atherys:

cynessie:

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN